Two Monkeys and a Panda (S2E17) Quotes: Judge Judy, Ta-Da

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• Phil: If you don't use them then all of our money just goes to charity!

• Haley: [About wearing Alex's sweatshirt] It's the first time the top half got any exercise.

• Haley: Ok, fine, then I will just go put on your favorite nerdy t-shirt. The one with the guy from Back to the Future on it.Alex: That's Albert Einstein!

• Mitchell: Guess what the new spinach is?
  Cam: Radicchio?
  Mitchell: Kale!
  Cam: NO!

• Cam: Alright, go get your gavel, Judge Judy.

• Phil: You mess with Phil Dunphy, the claws come out. 

• Gloria: Ta-da is when you do a flip or a magician cuts the pretty lady in half, not when you show someone where you want to shove their dead body. 

• Jay: It's perfect. Jay Pritchett sitting on the mantle in the old coffee can. It will drive the putz crazy.