Two Monkeys and a Panda (S2E17) Airs March 2nd! Check out a preview here!

'Regrets Only' (S2E16) Quotes: Happy Valen-Birth-Iversay!

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Luke: Mom, is this upscale casual?

Gloria: [About cutting Phil's hair] I guess I could. I do Jay, why can't I do you?
Phil: You.. can do me...

Cam: I never though I would enjoy having an arch enemy, but I do, Mitchell, I do.

Mitchell: Oh... I feel terrible. I haven't been to the gym in 6 weeks... And I ruined Cam's event.

Luke: Are you gonna get upset and eat all the appetizers again?
Cam: It's amazing what you notice and what you don't notice! [Points at open fly]

Cam: Shouldn't you be getting back home to Donald? That is the name of your cat, isn't it?

Phil: Happy Valen-Birth-Iversay!

Gloria: Wait a minute... Not even crazy woman go crazy without a reason!

Manny: You keep this up and this won't be the last plug I pull.

Princess Part (S2E15): Leave A Message After the..., Charmed My Socks Off & More

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Another great episode of Modern Family! Here are some of my favorite quotes:

Haley: I have a learning disability. The letters jump around on the page and appear backwards.

Phil: Now, we all know that when Nana DeDe comes to visit your mom can get a little…
Haley: Psycho…
Luke: Scary…
Alex: Drunk?

Luke: Hey mom, I’m firsty.

Mitchell: I guess you don’t respect party themes.
Cam: [Indignant] You did not just say that.

Jay: Hi, you’ve reached Jay…
Gloria: and Gloria. Please leave a message after the…
Jay: You didn’t say ‘beep.’
Gloria: If I say ‘beep’ then people will think it’s the beep.
Jay: No, I think they’re gonna know to wait for the actual beep.

Claire: Mom, I could use some help in the kitchen.
Dede: Your words, not mine!

Robby: I am rich but not with money. I’ve got my abs, I’ve got my hair and I’ve got a super sweet job driving that limo outside.

Dede: You know, Robby was a rogue but he could charm your socks off. Although, I doubt he stopped there.

Mitchell: NO my god!

Sneak Peak: Happy Valentine's Day!

Check out this sneak peak from tomorrow's episode. Can't wait!

New Modern Family Episode Tomorrow: Bixby's Back

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After a brief hiatus Modern Family will finally return tomorrow with all new episodes. Woo-hoo! Check out the description for Bixby's Back, tomorrow's Valentine's Day-themed episode below.

Claire and Phil decide to reprise their role-playing adventure from the previous year; Jay's elaborate Valentine's surprise for Gloria keeps getting held up; an admirer comes between Cameron and Mitchell.

Does anyone remember last year's hilarious V-Day episode? It was one of those epic Modern Family moments when Claire's coat got caught in the escalator and she couldn't take it off because she she wasn't wearing anything underneath! Has it really been a year already?