
Luke: Boys Rule, Girls Drool!
Alex:You drool all the time! Mom had to take you to a specialist.
Luke: I'm still growing into my tongue.
Mitchell: Saturday, we're having dinner with Pepper, Longinous and Crispen.
Cam: They're our gay friends.
Mitchell: I think that's clear.
Mitchell: Darling, I need a night with my homies.
Cam: You mean homos [Giggles]
Pepper: Absinth makes the heart grow fonder.
Cam: So all you need to do is put her down in about a half hour and not let a serial killer in the front door.
Hailey: Well, what if he's cute?
Mitchell: Then save him for us.
Walt: And keep your blinds closed when you're doing your little sexy dance.
Phil: Oh god, he's seen my sexy dance.
Pepper: Don't worry she'll stop yapping when she gets on your lap.